3 September 2015 - Lara Croft 1

Suddenly Lara Croft appears in your room, armed, dangerous, and relentlessly superhuman. This is a recent version, so her figure is only mildly unrealistic. As she tiredly but determinedly drips mud and sweat on your carpet, you can’t help but notice that, though she is grimy from forehead to steel toe, her hair is mysteriously clean. Ignore it! Only one question will haunt you to the end of your days: Why is she wearing eye makeup?