Lara Croft has appeared! What are you to do? First of all, don’t act like an enemy, or she will kill you with one involuntary twitch. Safest may be to fade into the background while she rifles your possessions for any weapons, tools, or puzzle clues. To get rid of her, foresight helps; show her a secret passage and she may forget to take your car keys.
the Daily Whale
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