11 April 2016 - Panama Papers

The Panama Papers sent Iceland’s prime minister packing, but I will not be resigning my post. It’s not that I deny wrongdoing. After all, you can’t become King of the World without backstabbing a dear friend or two (only a couple, I promise, and unlike you they deserved it). No, I will be staying on because I have no offshore firms to hide my sins. As King of the World, there are no firms off my shores.