the Daily Whale - archive 2016

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It’s only once every 32 years that the year is divisible by 32. Isn’t that a strange coincidence?



January February March
1 nothing you can say after the revolution nobody understands 2
2 bad idea Lady of Shalott nobody understands 3
3 the Devil’s hooves general proverb draw conclusions
4 nothing stupid incuse adder
5 honey, I’m home 5 factoids promising
6 redacted market thinking sea salt
7 ultrastructure current trends think through the unknown
8 ignorance being dead forecasting
9 don’t jump WMD #666 prevent UFOs
10 stunning gene drive meaning of paranoia
11 inator deterrence the tunnel
12 President Trump nuclear survivor beat the savages
13 chain reputation wrong consensus Hillabeans vs. Longtrump
14 Alice onion resistance quiz Germanwings crash
15 doom wishful stubborn language
16 speakeasy wishless unaided
17 recovery quiz Welsh rarebit AlphaGo
18 cut and choose alike Deep Blue
19 rule reproduction subtractages game of go
20 most wanted I never lie big surprise
21 your interpretation I’m always right fear vs. risk
22 live it down Nietzsche’s internet gravity
23 per nanosecond into a bar knowing for sure
24 small business iPhone breaking 1 gene editing
25 robot revolution 1 iPhone breaking 2 all three hemispheres
26 robot revolution 2 iPhone breaking 3 psycho-logical
27 robot revolution 3 smell the flowers whole-some
28 robot revolution 4 hedge fund kiss frogs
29 robot revolution 5 nobody understands 1 power line
30 robot revolution 6 warning warning
31 robot revolution 7 7 times 13
 
April May June
1 agitprop progress 5 invaluable
2 problems progress 6 shrouded in publicity
3 Batman v Superman optimist and pessimist experimental challenge
4 stuck in the past 1 money-financed needs of the few
5 stuck in the past 2 crazy and you know it the world we make
6 stuck in the past 3 national security Travesty World
7 stuck in the past 4 toddler shootings headline questions
8 stuck in the past 5 guns and security happy families
9 stuck in the past 6 public manners time travel window
10 North Carolina divert attention live the dream
11 Panama Papers creek cleaning a thousand slips
12 Mossack Fonseca artificial stone Elon Musk
13 eyes of giants euphemism impossible advice
14 goat locker Djibouti woman and man
15 conjectures customers don’t care voting with money
16 shortage of rules propaganda rule assetize your money
17 point of no return true to myself a little learning
18 undisputed weasel vs. pig selfless is selfish
19 Trump vs. North Korea imaginary past Oakland police chief
20 politics and space uninterrupted file the good file
21 staff of life WSJ ewe and aye
22 morality and power habit dominance
23 growing older hotbed of ice getting lost guide
24 middle aged no end to them from the cliff
25 middle kingdom discover the obvious Brexit 1
26 wistful economic indicators Brexit 2
27 progress 1 stand-in pro tem Brexit 3
28 progress 2 history Brexit 4
29 progress 3 thundering unheard Brexit 5
30 progress 4 preparedness Brexit 6
31 overblown loyalty
 
July August September
1 living adverbs shoulders of giants cliffhangers
2 dog thinking Internet of X retire risk
3 unwrite drones and wildfire healthy debate
4 split second stay distracted fundamental truth quiz
5 bioethics 1 learning from Brexit stiltedness
6 bioethics 2 enough excess artificial intelligence
7 shadow cabinet losing face funny farm
8 lime soda flaccid luncheon riprap Notre Dame diversion
9 saving money first aspersion NSFW
10 wasting disease stronger alone! hated spammer
11 movers and shakers self-defeating intelligence purple cow
12 feast of feats jail the 1% Duterte’s goal
13 South China Sea 1 most unlikely choose ignorance
14 South China Sea 2 into the files black-eyed lazy Susan
15 South China Sea 3 days too short landslide election
16 South China Sea 4 heat up humanity Impressionist/Expressionist
17 South China Sea 5 garbage in master the basics
18 Turkey coup attempt leadership predilection
19 piece of cake immoral to survive two facts
20 true or false experience misery sharply rebuked
21 the funny die young past solutions framing camera
22 as old as you feel doubt and confidence native speaker
23 Turkey purge exceptionalism free content
24 dimension traveler 1 extraordinary times umpire empire
25 dimension traveler 2 decisions quiz Earthlike 1
26 Evil Bob Dylan good enough Earthlike 2
27 WikiLeaks and Trump Burkini ban lick
28 near infinite false accusations 1 adaptation
29 gerrymandering false accusations 2 shoot first
30 huge debts oppression and murder my role
31 their own devices based off
 
October November December
1 truth food product sanction electoral college
2 limited imagination paved paradise gush about Pakistan
3 not ridicule quiz absence of evidence a stute politics
4 self-reliance Admiral Insurance call to Taiwan
5 right answers burning questions no subtle messages
6 Yahoo self-involved incompetent presidents
7 brilliant dis guise poor candidates
8 Hitler speeches The Second Vulture keep it simple
9 those who can’t voting with money quiz
10 guilty Trump 1 inedible reality
11 Trump’s insight Trump 2 Ronald Donald
12 root of all evil not my president planet Good Sense
13 leader Trump 3 groupthink
14 populist risks Trump 4 Ralph Roister Doister
15 optical case Trump 5 solution strategy
16 live without you Trump 6 for the billionaires
17 unhealthy dollop Trump 7 NASA earth science
18 ineluctable election Trump 8 handmade
19 affective, effective Trump 9 unexpected breakthrough
20 hack the election Trump 10 clean your feet
21 scientifically disproven Trump 11 houses with corners
22 defeat populism campaign promise quiz true believer
23 noontide managing Trump Smoot-Hawley
24 landing on Venus corrupt FBI the cat
25 alternative splicing Thanksgiving Day illusion of intelligence
26 Omar Khayyam Trump and secrets peace is hell
27 junk mail Fidel Castro died hard work
28 boom and bust support our police the right fluff
29 Dyn attack Civil War Christmas spirit
30 schedule less electable winning
31 European framework 2016
 

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