9 June 2016 - time travel window

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Stand By For Sudden Influx

Uh oh, the window for time traveling to the past is closing. Soon, nobody will be able to function without their phone, and travel to times before the network will be humanly impossible. But wait, that means that when the network is advanced enough, the window from the future will open.

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