19 June 2016 - Oakland police chief

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Nine Days, Three Police Chiefs

Haven’t you always wanted to be the police chief of Oakland, California? Now’s your chance! All you have to do is avoid falling into scandal for a few days. Bonus points if you never joined a fraternity. Come on, there’s room for everybody!

clue:

“I am here to run a police department, not a frat house.” — Libby Schaaf, mayor of Oakland

give me a clue so sweet and true

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