14 September 2016 - black-eyed lazy Susan

Weird: Something is wrong with nature. The flowers don’t spin.
Cynical: You want them to be spiders?
Weird: They should go around. A black-eyed Susan should be a lazy Susan.
Cynical: No, the flowers aren’t like you.
Weird: [twirls around]
Cynical: They don’t know that industrial civilization has come to feed them. They still think they have to work hard.
Weird: What makes a nutcracker sweet?