24 October 2016 - landing on Venus

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Europe landed nicely on Titan, which is easy to land on. Europe has repeatedly run into trouble landing on Mars and on a comet, which are hard. So if the European Space Agency needs help in its budget talks, maybe they should make Venus their planet—its air is so thick that you can drop to the surface like a rock and land softly (before you die of the heat, that is). It will be a good joke on Elon Musk if it turns out that humans can’t reproduce in Mars gravity, and the first space colonies float high in the atmosphere of Venus, just above the sulfuric acid haze.

clue:

Nobody knows what the medical consequences may be of living in Mars gravity.

Earth air is a lifting gas on Venus. You could float in a balloon of air at about 50 km altitude where the pressure and temperature are similar to Earth. The gravity will be similar too, and Venus is easier to reach from Earth. It might be tough to mine the surface, though.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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