4 November 2016 - Admiral Insurance

Good news, sports fans. UK company Admiral Insurance hatched a plot to give people cheap rates. If they wrote Facebook posts. In short concrete sentences. Like advertising copy. And to charge them more if they overused exclamation points!!!! Luckily Facebook was on the ball and halted the brazen attempt to skip to the front of the line in profiting from questionable data. The monopoly must protect itself if we’re to see more exciting fights for world domination.