I wonder—is Donald Trump capable of keeping secrets? About stuff that makes him look good, that is; he doesn’t remember his mistakes. Some day soon the military will give the president-elect a secret briefing about their new secret weapon, and in the next speech we’ll hear hints so broad that even pundits take note.
the Daily Whale
copyright 2016, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
<jay@satirist.org>