16 December 2016 - for the billionaires

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Gettysburg Address Updated

The world will little note nor long remember you little people, but it can never forget me. It is for me, the Donald, to accept the last full measure of your devotion. I here resolve that these voters shall not have voted in vain—that this nation, under me, shall have a new burst of expenses—and that government of the little people, by the billionaires, for the billionaires—hey, I got a huuuuuge idea!

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