31 December 2016 - 2016

portentous voice: After this tumultuous year, which many proclaim the final curtain falling on a great era—
Weird: Olly olly oxen are expensive!
portentous voice: we must turn our minds outward to the wide expanse of human history and its long record of halting yet ever-resuming progress.
Weird: Oxy oxy oxygen is free!
portentous voice: Taking my advice to heart, are you?