21 November 2020 - bauble bath

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Dear Mr. Trump,
I know it’s distressing to lose an election, but is fighting it really what you want to do? Wouldn’t you rather turn your wealth into jewels so you can enjoy a daily bauble bath? And no matter how bad it seems, remember, it could always be worse. You could be Rudy Giuliani whose brains are visibly leaking.

clue:

Giuliani’s hair dye ran down his cheek during a news conference. Or so it is interpreted. Given what he said, brains seem more likely.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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