25 December 2020 - war criminals

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typical outgoing president: Hmm, how can I secure my legacy? Maybe more regulatory changes for my successor to undo?

Trump: How can I not be a big loser, cuz I’m big and I don’t lose, I’ve never been a loser. I know, I’ll pardon some war criminals! My people will love it!

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