7 April 2021 - origin quiz

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What is the world’s true origin story?

A. In the beginning, the world had not filled out its forms, which were void.
B. The vacuum collapsed to a lower energy state, as we can recognize today from words like “Witherspoon” and “earwig”.
C. We cannot comment on matters about which We prefer not to comment.
D. Grab your skates and your stick, let’s play some adhockery!

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