13 May 2021 - education

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The Steps of Education, or, Nurture Red in Truth and Law

1. beflustigated baa-tenders (i.e. shepherds): Enough sibling revelry. We demand instruction for the waif, the wafer, and the wafest, because it is the opposite of destruction.
2. congeries of conjurers: We must herd the hordes into our hoard.
3. bungling younglings: School is afoot, the time is at hand, and we are here to give it the finger!
4. result: The sky falls. Fortunately, it is made of water.

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