26 May 2021 - comple-cated

I went to visit heaven, and found God busy pileating woodpeckers.

me: Yo God, y’ever regret makin’ the world so comple-cated?
God: What’s complicated? I am known for My parsimony.
me: Are you? Persimmons?
God: And my infinite mercy. How’d you get in here, anyway?
me: Um....
God: Let me show you mercy through eternal damnation.