11 June 2021 - Gohmert quiz

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“Is there anything that the National Forest Service, or BLM [Bureau of Land Management] can do to change the course of the moon’s orbit or the Earth’s orbit around the sun?” -- Louie Gohmert, Republican representative of Texas

A. Sure they could, but they don’t want to wreck the ecosystems.
B. Hey, we could adjust the calendar to make sense!
C. Again I change my opinion of what is possible.
D. A good sign. He didn’t demand it, he asked first.

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