8 September 2021 - Ron DeSantis

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

No minority should be so oppressed that it cannot get some of what it wants. The small minority of mass murderers should get adequate prison conditions, and anti-vaxxers (“Yea, though I walk through shadowless Death Valley, I will fear no dehydration”) should be sent to live in Florida under governor Ron DeSantis. We must hope for enough survivors that they can repopulate the state.

the Daily Whale || copyright 2021, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>