9 November 2021 - Daylight Saving Time

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Ever since the abolition of Daylight Saving Time, in 2776 when Earth was destroyed in its war against the Martian colonies, I’ve wondered about the motive behind it. If the aim was to leave people sleepless and confused to promote conflict for its beneficial reform effects, then surely they should have given up Daylight Saving Time as soon as nuclear bombs were invented.

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