7 December 2021 - invade Ukraine

Russia: No eastward expansion of NATO! Just so you get the message, we’re moving troops into place to invade Ukraine.

good answer: Uh oh, Russia is causing trouble. We should think more seriously about expanding NATO.
actual answer: Careful, nothing that can be construed as a pretext.

pretext finders: Bwahaha! Our plan is working perfectly! There is always a pretext!