2 October 2023 - Nobble Prizes

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The Nobble Prizes play a critical role in the garden of science. You see, successful research programs are like weeds, they crop up everywhere and flourish. And what's more, in spring they turn green before the trees. Trees are established and have nothing left to prove, so they are conservative and avoid the risk of a late frost. The Nobble Prizes keep science orderly. They nobble great researchers and turn them into respected trees.

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