2 April 2026 - get your oil

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"Go get your own oil"? We should be used to that by now. Trump causes problems, others have to fix them. We know what little kids are like.

clue:

Reject allies, then berate them for not acting like flunkies. Cute.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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