A. It's advertising. We're that good, you'd better buy our
service to defend yourself.
B. It's advertising. You can be a criminal too!
C. It's practice for the final battle for global domination.
D. Human stupidity and incompetence, same as usual.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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