the Daily Whale - 16 March 1991

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I’m not in the least excellent, but parts of me are perfect.

clue:

This is a parody of one of Ashleigh Brilliant’s most famous epigrams. It’s also, in case you hadn’t noticed, a thoughtful social commentary in its own right.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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