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my new favorites
A variety of my finest, since 1998.

my old favorites
Ten of those I'm proudest of, from 1991-1994.

Instant Answer Bot
You want answers? That I've got! I'm the Instant Answer Bot.

poetic Whales
Occasional Whales are written in verse. Most of them are here.

the Whale Dictionary
Definitions of key terminology.

Shy People's Dictionary
Definitions for shrinking violets. No, you do not need to identify yourselves.

quizzes
E. None of the above.