the Daily Whale - 18 April 1991

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1991-1994 : 18 April 1991
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Americans think that Standard English is what Walter Cronkite speaks.

This misunderstanding can be attributed to the American ignorance of other countries. They don't realize that "Cronkite" sounds like "Krankheit", a German word meaning illness.

give me a clue so sweet and true


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