the Daily Whale - 25 May 1991

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1991-1994 : 25 May 1991
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Federal Express, which is not federal, makes money. The United Parcel Service, which is not united, makes money. The U.S. Post Office, which is an office, loses money.

Lying pays.

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