the Daily Whale - 2 November 1991
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Burger King claims in an advertisement to be “An equal opportunity
employer—M/F/H/V.” I read that out slowly. Male/Female/Hispanic/Violet?
Burger King will give you a job even if you’re purple?
clue:
My assiduous research staff finally discovered that “M/F/H/V” probably means
male/female/handicapped/veteran, though I’m still holding out for
marginal/frequency/horizontal/vertical.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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