the Daily Whale - 21 December 1991

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Cyclamates are artificial sweeteners which were banned in the 1960’s as cancer-causing. Recent research has shown that they are safe after all. But they won’t unban cyclamates; they say flip-flopping would undermine trust in the regulatory system.

Got that? Trust your regulators.

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