the Daily Whale - 16 April 1992

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

A hundred years ago, Lizzie Borden went on trial for the murder of her parents. She has been famous ever since. Try the same thing now, and you’d be in the paper for a few days before more spectacular stories crowded you out.

Timing is everything.

the Daily Whale || copyright 1992, 2013 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>