the Daily Whale - 19 March 1994

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1991-1994 : 19 March 1994
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Stopping AIDS the 1990's Way

1. Terrify the teenagers. Get 'em scared of sex. If it works, this is a win all around, because it not only holds down sexually transmitted diseases and teen pregnancies but also preserves traditional values by destroying happy family life later on.

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