29 April 1998 - genius

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 29 April 1998
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One out of every hundred babies has a congenital heart defect, whether minor or serious. The brain is hundreds of times as complicated as the heart, so it stands to reason that virtually everybody is born with a brain defect.

Everybody except the occasional Isaac Newton or Daily Whale reader.

give me a clue so sweet and true


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