One out of every hundred babies has a congenital heart defect,
whether minor or serious.
The brain is hundreds of times as complicated as the heart,
so it stands to reason that virtually everybody is born
with a brain defect.
Everybody except the occasional Isaac Newton or Daily Whale reader.
clue:
And I’m not so sure about Sir Isaac, who blew half his life
on alchemy and other mysticism.
copyright 1998, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott
<jay@satirist.org>