| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 10 May 1998 |
Guys: What's the best way to let her know you care?
A. Stare at her breasts
B. Struggle not to stare at her breasts
C. Either A or B, but wipe off the drool
D. Although you're so tongue-tied you can only come out with gibberish,
bravely try to explain yourself.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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