| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 1998 : 24 June 1998 |
Falstaff II: Weekend Mechanic
What screwball put out that hoity-toity righty-tighty royal decree? I wanna put in to that mother for a writ of exemption. Ha! That one's out! Those ANSI's twist and turn but I'll get 'em in the end. Free yet? Well, well, getting looser. Where's that tool? Here's one more leftover to get off, then the righteous can standardize all they want.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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