18 July 1998 - Nuke Guide: announcement

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Nuclear Etiquette Guide - the announcement

UNCOOL: Everybody! Duck and cover!

COOL: May I have your attention please. Civil Defense has reported that [your city name] is under attack. Repeat: Civil Defense has reported that [your city name] is under attack. Please prepare for nuclear annihilation. Thank you for your patience during the devastation.

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