20 July 1998 - Nuke Guide: negotiating

Nuclear Etiquette Guide - negotiating for supplies

After an old-fashioned nuclear war, you had to live the rest of your life, if any, in a precivilized world. Well, look what progress brings! After a new and improved nuclear war, you only have to live by your wits, if any, until the water trucks arrive.

UNCOOL: Brother, can you spare a sip?

COOL: Yo, bro’! Trade you two ammo clips for a cup full.