1. Choose a random behavior, like looking at photographs or flying kites.
2. Find a way to interpret it as irreligious. Forbid it.
3. Patrol for criminal kite flyers and gently educate them
with clubs or rifles.
OK, so they skipped the winning friends part, but they make up for it on influencing people.
give me a clue so sweet and true
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