2 September 1998 - tyranny training

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

It’s back-to-school time, and this is your last chance to make sure that your kid’s school has adopted modern learning technology. Check for metal detectors, surveillance cameras, and secure picture ID cards, because our children deserve the finest preparation for the safety tyranny of tomorrow.

the Daily Whale || copyright 1998, 2024 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>