A. Probably one of the standard ways, you know,
fire, ice, a plague of frogs, something like that.
B. It’ll be a slow death by pollution, habitat destruction, and global
warming. Other people are so irresponsible.
C. We’ll be overwhelmed by too many environmentalists.
Those people are so irresponsible.
D. The world already ended with Seinfeld.
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