26 September 1998 - valid way of life

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Now listen, everybody. I think it’s time to inject some facts into the debate. You have to admit that parasitism is a valid way of life. If you don’t believe me you can ask any tapeworm. That’s just how it is. So I think we need to put up with the occasional Independent Counsel.

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