14 January 2000 - life is a movie

CBS reporter: It’s almost lying. We can’t do that on a news show, it’s about reality.
Leslie Moonves: You don’t understand. News is a movie. News is bigger than reality, and we are its golden artists. We must optimize the visuals for positive mindshare impactivization.
CBS reporter: Oh, well, you’re the boss.
Leslie Moonves: Follow the script, you clown! We’re losing the drama!
CBS reporter: Um, sorry. I mean, uh, I must protest this dubious ethical decision in the strongest terms.