20 January 2000 - depression

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Recognize the Patient’s Symptoms

depressed: Nobody will ever care about me. My dog hangs out with strangers. My parents would disown me if they remembered I exist.

clinically normal: I have a friend who I use often. But it’s getting slow. I need a new one with more RAM.

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