| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 20 January 2000 |
Recognize the Patient's Symptoms
depressed: Nobody will ever care about me. My dog hangs out with strangers. My parents would disown me if they remembered I exist.
clinically normal: I have a friend who I use often. But it's getting slow. I need a new one with more RAM.
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