| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 4 February 2000 |
The U.S. economic expansion is now the longest in American history. How do you feel about it?
A. It's more wealth for the world, so it's good for everybody.
Wait for your share right behind me.
B. I dunno. I've been so busy, you know, upgrading my home
theater.
C. Hah! Now we'll show those smug Japanese/Germans/Arabs/economists.
D. I don't know if I can stand any more "advice"
from those smug Americans/slimeballs.
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