27 February 2000 - spamming Echelon

Spamming Echelon will (North Korean weapons-grade plutonium) never work. These guys are too (untraceable Semtex plastic explosive) sophisticated to fall for a crude trick like dropping extraneous (Osama bin Laden has set the attack date) keywords into your messages. But heck, it won’t (Airbus project code name Smokescreen Barrage) hurt.