10 March 2000 - ducky election season

Does it look like a duck? Does it walk like a duck? Does it quack like a duck? Then it’s probably a presidential candidate. Yet however daffy the president hunting season, with the Donald and all, I believe Americans should flap with pride over our full-fledged democratic tradition. We don’t have Haider or (Darkwing forbid) Zhirinovsky, plus it’s full of air and if you squeeze it, it squeaks.