30 March 2000 - dysentery

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A Typical Case of Cognitive Dissonance

Allow me to explain. Having dysentery (thesis) means having the runs—and the reruns—so it’s the opposite of being sedentary (antithesis), which means watching the reruns—and the runs. Synthesis: Doctors have it wrong. Couch potatoes are healthy and joggers are sick.

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