1 April 2000 - my mission

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 1 April 2000

Take My Point—Please!

The Daily Whale. My mission: to induce apoplexy by epiplexis. Epicurean epicenter or lexical Appomattox? You decide!

clue:

The Daily Whale restarted two years ago today.

Epiplexis is defined as “a rhetorical figure whose definition is different in every dictionary.”