28 April 2000 - entrapment

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reporter: How do you see it, Detective Doright?
detective: An open-and-shut case. A space shuttle astronaut glancing down could see that Slimola is guilty.
reporter: Slimola, your view?
criminal: The public record which I’m now establishing plainly states that this was illegal entrapment.
reporter: Thank you both. Next on Unbiased News Network, we’ll be looking at the question of Lucifer. Did he fall, or was he pushed?

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