| Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2000 : 13 May 2000 |
Are you a neatnik or a slob?
A. No comment. I don't answer anyone with a speck on their jacket.
B. I vacuum every hour/week/year (circle one), whether I need
to or not.
C. In my house, when you crack an egg for breakfast,
it's full of dust.
D. On advice of counsel, I decline to answer the question.
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